shitting in Hitler's mouth

THIS IS JOE PUBLIC SPEAKING!!

"We’ve already starting joking about what we want to do. Put out the new record and then we’ll put out another new record six months after that. We’ll just establish Dillinger Four as sort of rock and roll vomit. Just stand there, dry heaving in a parking lot and finally it comes, it comes and it doesn’t stop. That’s what we’re going to be like. We’re going to put out thirteenn LPs in twenty minutes; it’s going to be amazing."

~Patrick Costello, on C I V I L W A R

it was easy it was cheap go and do it

including the album names took entirely too long. you got lucky this week.

"I want to start a country somewhere on an island or an archipelago or a peninsula or an isthmus or a fjord or an inlet or even a mountain. I'll print up stamps and money there and they'll all have Oswald's face"

at black angus your name is peaches

Selected Hobo Names:

335. Crispy Whiskery
162. Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha
201. Extra-Skin Dave
276. Cricket-Eating Charles Digges
4. The Rza
180. Bee-Beard
302. Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo

"A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, 'Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?' The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, 'Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?' At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listening to his battery-operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear."

HEY THERE, FUCK FACE!

i got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on my mind

"The person who wants to make a million dollars, I have long maintained, could of course do so very easily by crafting a script or a novel based on this elemental premise: ALL ANIMALS V. ALL HUMANS. I trust you feel the immediate, primal clutch of the concept on your heart, and I can promise you that the duckbilled platypus scene alone will be worth the price of admission."

HOW MUCH ART CAN YOU TAKE?

"Don't get me wrong. The Ramones have their place in things, which is usually on a cheap car radio while the sole occupant of the car gets out to buy a package of frosted Donettes and some Camels from 7-11 at six in the morning. It's frosty in suburban New Jersey that day, and he slips a little on some black ice, but doesn't fall. To me, that's The Ramones."

I hope I get to be involved in a high five really soon. This show was 4 hours instead of 3. Listen to Ben Schorr Sundays 3 - 5pm

"Publishers are not in the market of publishing novels that are not written down and instead are performed by live autistic children clicking spoons together. The shipping costs are simply prohibitive."

The show name has been changed from Skuffed Up My Huffy and is now Fridays noon - 3

...Of all the dames i've known, this one took the cake. I watched her from the corner, a Pall Mall dying on my lip. Evening grew into night; the shadows set thick about place...

Stripes is great for the first half, but you cannot tell me what happens in the last hour of that movie

You can unspool a roll of toilet paper all over the floor, yes, but it’s really just a waste of money.